Moving House

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Lizard
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Moving House

Post by Lizard »

I am moving to a new place in about 3 weeks, this should have been a staightforward procedure, were it not for the 'British System' of " Im going to make this as difficult as possible" attitude! ie: Estate agents, lawyers, surveyer,s, Banks etc: why does everything have to be so fucking difficult in this country, what should be a piss in the pond, turns into a haze of coplications brought on by other people. I have been lucky 'apparantly'! the whole process has only taken 10 weeks, I dont feel lucky! I feel like doing a Tony Martin on all of the above... anyone else had a moving experience?

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Ace
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Im sure Steve56 will share some troublesome moments from his imminent move. Pity you couldn't share the moving costs.
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Pervert
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You'll have trouble shifting that water buffalo.
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Lizard
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Maybe, but I now have 4 acres of land for it to 'graze' in! did Ace say 'rusty' kettle?

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Bronson Lee
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Post by Bronson Lee »

When me and Carol had our first knee trembler ......

oh man was that ..... a moving experience?

I thought Four acres in Salford was getting kicked in the nuts twice.......

best of luck with the move Liz .....

and if you need a hand Iam only down the road ....... lol
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Wink Wink
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Post by Wink Wink »

You did ask for a moving exerience Lizard.....well when England beat Germany 5-1 I was moved to tears...tears of JOY!

OK I'll go now!!
Lizard
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Re: Moving House

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Youd be welcome to visit chez Lizard Elt, just let me take all the lead of the roof and nail the lawn down, and we will sort something, Carols coming to the housewarming, she,s going to piss on the carpet! bless.

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jj
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...that'll help keep the dust down.
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Deuce Bigolo
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Post by Deuce Bigolo »

Its called paperwork Lizard

Its what makes the world go round

Same old story...to much work being done by to few....working efficiently I think they call it

Hence the absurd delays

Good luck with your move...I'd put plastic on all the furniture and the carpet
especially if the house warming is gonna involve Celebrity Watersports

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PS Bullwinkle will beside himself....4 acres to graze,shit & fart on
Lizard
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Post by Lizard »

What colour?.. boom! boom!, ........ it,s obviously working, your posts get 'thinner' by the month?

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