Bit boring

[marcusallen]

11.26pm & just finished, made a miaoww earlier to someone, but for the rest-there is no EXCITEMENT, no fights, slagging off or downright insults or much of anything else
JJ-PLEASE give me some obscure thing to talk about-where are my combatants?

[magoo been drinking]

Quite right Marcus old bean. I have only just logged on but it seems very quiet in here tonight. Perhaps me and you could start an arguement with each other. I reckon you will even be in bed by now so I will have to argue with myself.

As a wise man once said. No sorry I cant remember.

[wolfie]

Oid got upset at being called Oik, but that's about it.

[magoo puzzled]

Who called Oid an Oik? Could have been a typing error. I looked back through the threads and there was no sign of anyone using the word "Oik". Great word though! I must remember that.

[buttsie on the ball]

Post by oid(titled Bekki Teasdale,check out wolfies second post.

You really are drinking(hopefully not taping at the same time)

cheers
oz

Ps Checked out www.puckoon.co.uk yet.(in memory of Spike)
Such stories as Feng Shui claims first victim.

[magoo wants Ben Dover (but not]

Nah! Buttsie. Marcus is having a night off. So I have took over as the forum drunk. I`m sure he wont mind. But I am still a bit worried that I might not meet up to the standards required for Hannahs Bananamobile Circus. Isnt she lovely. A lovely girl with a good sense of humour. I might be too drunk to drive the Bananamobile so please JJ can you drive.

Sorry Han but my custard had vodka in it! And the beans were full of scotch.

[buttsie rambling On]

I'm right behind ya a sthe forum drunk(even allowing for time differences).

Not to many like our Hannah.Most women i know would have throttled the life out of us three by now(obviously mixing in the wrong circles)Humour is the key to everything and she's got it in spades.

As for this banana mobile I thought it had square tyres or am i missing the point as usual.As Ringmaster/Lune I assumed JJ would be in the drivers.

Can't wait for him to post a pic of his Bread Sculpture(BOnsai Size) of HannaH if he hasn't already eaten it.

There used to be a Tv add for Bornhoffen bread that said something like,

"man cannot live on bread alone" why going for it in the background,maybe JJ would disagree.

cheers

[jj having bakery probs]

Sorry I missed all this, chaps, but have to work nights at present (burglary) to pay for porn......so am only one of you who is sober. Bugger.
Can't fit Hannah into the oven, will have to do some re-sculpting, which may make her likeness even less of a likeness than before: perhaps I should have stuck to fairy cakes. Perhaps I'll concentrate on the lower bits only...........

[magoo from planet Beanus]

mmmm... Try not to mention Hannahs lower bits jj. I dont want her to think we are uncouth louts. Mind you I do like her lower bits. In fact I like all her bits. Are those the bits you ate first on your bread sculpture? I bet I know which bit of the dough you kneaded for longest, you filthy little man. By the way theres a new shop opening soon that specialises in bread shaped like Hannah. Are you the owner? You say your out being a burglar in the early hours but I reckon your opening a special shop devoted to Hannah shaped bread. If so I have made a special Hannah jelly with beans in it for you to put in the window. She might even drive down in the Bananamobile for the grand opening.

Oops I should be at work by now. But its much more fun to talk about this than the poo I have to deal with at work. I hate working at the Jelly factory.

[buttsie Beans Means Heinz]

I'm sure this is the kind of discussion Marcus was looking for when he made his post(LOL).

Hell hath no fury like a man who can't find a good argument to vent his spleen.


cheers