Poncey Magicians

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Ace
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Poncey Magicians

Post by Ace »

Who saw David Blane slice off his ear in a shameless stunt to promote his upcoming challenge? I REALLY wish I was at the press conference, I would have snotted him and see REAL blood ooze from his (now) broken nose. The bloke is a slag who used a plastercine ear to 'fool' you all.

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Wink Wink
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Re: Poncey Magicians

Post by Wink Wink »

Never been too keen on this guy. Seems to be a bit full of himself! Why the trick with the ear?? God knows when there are a lot of other ways of getting publicity!
The Last Word
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Re: Poncey Magicians

Post by The Last Word »

He's not a magician though, is he. He's an 'artist' (hence the ear-cutting, I suppose). Most of his big stunts have been exposed as fraudulent and he seems to be running out of ideas. That London Eye business - who cares? Give me Jerry Sadowicz and a simple pack of cards anyday.


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Holden MacGroyn
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Re: Poncey Magicians

Post by Holden MacGroyn »

I actually like the guy.
Fair enough, he looks like the missing link, but it's just an illusion or entertainment guys.
Nobody believes in "REAL" magic. Yeah we know how they do a lot of the tricks because of the Sky 1 "Secrets revealed" series, but guess what! It's just harmless entertainment.

People take WWF...sorry...WWE seriously and that's a crock. It's just entertainment....like football:P
I love learning new illusions and tricks. A card suddenly appearing in your hand or throwing a deck against a window and the chosen card appearing on the other side of the glass. It's all good, clean, harmless fun.
We all know it's trick, it's just figuring out the "How To" bit!


Paul Daniels & David (I cant work anymore as you all know how it's done) Copperfield, however, are slags of the highest nature.



Anyway....think of a number....was it 7?

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crofter
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Re: Poncey Magicians

Post by crofter »

no ? 666, you were by my feable calculations close but no cicar!!
.... now pick a card ....
PEOPLE think Stephen Hawking is so clever, but when you ask him a question and he is typing in the answer on his little screen, how do we know he isn't just looking up the answer on the Internet?
Holden MacGroyn
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Re: Poncey Magicians

Post by Holden MacGroyn »

...er...ok, my Platinum Slag Express card.

Nice try bucko matey me old china skip jack lad crofter.

Now which finger am I holding up.......

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Pervert
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Re: Poncey Magicians

Post by Pervert »

All you need know about Blaine is that he's friends with Uri Geller and Michael Jackson.
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Holden MacGroyn
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Re: Poncey Magicians

Post by Holden MacGroyn »

And one time close chum of Leonardo Di Caprio.

I can imagine a tea party with Blaine & Gellar.
It'd be like "1-2-3 Bend..dee powa of behind..."

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Pervert
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Post by Pervert »

Jackson, Geller and Blaine were among a group of "celebs" shown around Parliament a year or so ago. Michael had a fair sized group of assistants with him, and had to stop every few minutes for one of them to fix his hair and another to apply makeup. What a twat!

The Addams family would disown that bunch as too weird.
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