Should I sue my memory ?

[Deano!]

Legal advice needed here - I am getting increasingly pissed off at the way my memory tells me how wonderful certain places were and how I should go back there to experience it all again, only to find when I do go back there that its all changed and no fun at all. Talk about bloody false advertising. I was thinking of taking legal action against my memory until I realised that once in court I'd be asked to recall what certain locations were like and thus have to reley on my memory to support my point of view while also disputing it. If Bertrand Russel were still alive I'm sure he could have sorted through this logical conundrum. I wonder if anyone else here has this problem.

[Lizard]

Deano!, I have been out of my mind several times, and now it is suing me for desertion and unreasonable behaviour, but as I have Schizophrenia, one wants to sue and the others not sure! are you?

[steve56]

your never alone with a schizophrenia,lol.

[davewells]

Whats a memory ?

[Wink Wink]

Would you remember to sue it though??

[mart]

My father used to say "There are 3 drawbacks to getting old. One is your memory starts to go and I can't remember what the other two are."

Mart

[steve56]

sexdrive is 1

[Wink Wink]

There used to be an advert in the paper headed 'How to improve your memory' only problem was I could not remember where I left the paper.

[Wink Wink]

You missed the point of the joke YET AGAIN steve!!!

[jj]

What about suing Bertrand Russell's estate?
Nah.....forget it.
Oh.
You already have.