Dont mess with a woman......

[philk]

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background
check, interviews, and testing were done, there were three
finalists...two men and a woman.

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large
metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow
your instructions, no matter what the circumstances.

Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill
her!!!"

The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."

The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your
wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man
came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my
wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go
home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions,
to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room.Shotswere
heard, one shot after another.They heard screaming, crashing,banging
on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened
slowly and there stood the woman.
She wiped the sweat from her brow.. "This gun is loaded with blanks",
she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."

Jason

[mart]

I think regular forumites will have seen this one before.

Mart

[Deuce Bigolo]

Can't say I have Mart but some useful tip for any future domestics

Always have a backup plan

cheers
B....OZ....lol