attention: you loves mike dickens

[woodgnome]

aka -

My Anus Is Like A Rubber Ring
My Finger Smells Of Bum
My Pussy Smells
My Sperm Is In Her Eyes
Pussy Paste
Dick U Lick
Anal Pork
Shit Stab
Double Dicker
Bum Bandit

choose a name for yourself and stick with it.

and i mean one that doesn't suggest you're still looking up your mums dress.

[richy]

Go it in one, Woodgnome. Mr. Anus, take note here;this is the voice of reason!

[Shaun (the original and best)]

he can't really look up her dress as he's tied to the apron she's wearing.

[magoo sensible]

Sigmund Freud wrote about the phase where children are obsessed with thier anusus (or is the plural ani?). Judging by that list of aliases I think its safe to say this "anal phase" can last a lot longer than Freud imagined.

Having said that. This guys posts at least made me realise that my drunken ramblings the other night were actually quite sensible by comparison. So thanks for making me feel better about myself Mr Smelly Finger Up My Bum. Thats one of his that Woodgnome forgot to list I think.

[buttsie]

Pull the other one Magoo,your ramblings were poetry in motion this guy is pure bullshit,his recent post about Bendover doing a pisser film and what he should call it(pissing on Brits)I found so offensive i emailed to have it deleted and this idiot removed from the forum.

cheers
More Vodka anybody
Oz....tralia

[jj the highly amused]

This nong gives anal retentives a bad name.
Must go, caught short........

[Rimbaud]

Wholeheartedly agree that he should pick a name and stick with it... on the other hand, I sincerely hope he sticks with 'my finger smells of bum'. There's something quite poetic about that.

[iNFORMER]

This rather lifeless wannabe is from the once famous, now loser-filled fandom sub-world of Tommy Boyd. You may find his rather embarassing website at and spend time there cringing at how much time young people seem to have on their hands.

My advise, Dickin? Get yourself a girlfriend.