dirty lady

[pete]

dirty middle aged lady wanted for talk on a variety of subjects, including your pussy.

[richy]

Er.....wrong forum, methinks.

[Rimbaud]

Class.

[jj]

I'm glad I don't know what the right one is, though.

[Rimbaud]

'including' your pussy, you note, ladies.

This implies that other subjects will be covered in your conversation with Pete...what will they be, I wonder? Will they take the form of seductive chat routines as a precursor to some serious, um, pussy discussion or will they be more of a pillow-talk afterwards? 'Right, we've dealt with the interventionist role of the UN in the third world, 1945-2001; now what colour panties do you have on?'

[Hornetbloke]

Wonder if he's tried getting in touch with Mrs Slocombe........

[jj]

.......sounds like the sort of stuff they did in the Miss World interviews.

[Rimbaud]

The wife of piss-poor professional golfer, Heath Slocum?