bgafd awards

[zasuna]

about time we had an award do,all awards voted for by the good people who buy the video's not the people who make em.
i will suggest a few catagories and i'm sure people will add their own

best porn producer

best star

best mag model

best website

best supplier

best scene

and so on lets find out for once and for all who is the best.
i'll book the dorchester,see you there who knows we may even enjoy ourselves.alec wodgnome et al get on the case.


all hail the mighty zasuna

[Rimbaud]

Best non-British girl. (no prizes for guessing Rimbaud's award goes to Inari).

Best star should be divided into female and male I think.

[magoo]

Good idea Zas. And while we are at it lets have an internal vote on posters as follows,

1) Biggest troll

2) Person to use the most aliases in a year

3) Person to have the most posts deleted (I might win on this but only because I have had a personality clash with a well known humoourless individual whos name I cant even hint at for fear of deletion (who said free speech was dead))

4) Person to make the funniest post in all of the history of the forum, nay unto the history of Christendom and unto the fourth generation doth cometh forth unto the light.

Then shall they be rent asunder. So sayeth magoo. Wheres me fags gone?

[Caractacus]

But please, please no Best girl who pretends to do hardcore to sell her vids!

[magoo]

Best Supliers-Your Choice, HGP and STB

Best Producer-Uncle Ben except for all the bloody Belgian Girls he keeps shooting. Keep it British Ben Dover!

Best Girls-Cathy Barry, Hannah Coleman(best personality and smile), Sabrina Johnson,Katy (retired), Laura Singer(when she smiles), Shakina Shergold and loads more that I cant think of right now.

[Hornetbloke]

Got to add Vanessa Freeman and Danielle Louise Kelson to that nomination......

Happy egg scoffing,
Chris............

[jj]

Trouble with these catch-all categories is that we end up with the same old 'favourite girl' poll (see previous threads, ad infinitum).
What's needed is more specificity, e.g. Best Brunette Over-30, Cutest Clitoris, Nicest Nipples, Most Insanely Rambling Post (me good self a sure winner here, TIA).
So, firstly, a poll for the best categories, and around 2006 we should be ready to have the REAL poll. The EU would love it.

[buttsie talking bollocks]

Something for you Brits to look forward to if England don't make the 2006 World Cup(that would be a real shame)

cheers
Australia 1974

[Rimbaud]

Larf. The 'HAS THERESA MAY DONE HARDCORE?' Award goes to...

[magoo the bored]

Great idea JJ. Right lets have your votes please on the following:

1) Largest labia.

2) Cutest clitoris/largest clitoris

3) Sexiest smile

4) Nicest legs

5) Nicest hair

6) Best tatoo

7) Most piercings

8) Most striking eyes

No votes for biggest boobs please. Thats boring.