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Expletives.
Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2003 4:41 am
by mart
I have been trying for 3 months, unsuccessfully so far, to get a claims form from the UK company who insured my furniture in transit to NZ. Their latest incompetence is to tell me, by email, that a form is being sent by post. On receipt of this mail the envelope contained a covering letter referring to the enclosed form....but there was no form.
My emailed response said "....get your ******* act together..."
This has upset them and I'm accused of using expletives. Can forumites suggest a good 7 letter word that might have been represented by my 7 asterisks.
Of course the expletive is entirely in their own minds....lol
Mart
Re: Expletives.
Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2003 5:02 am
by Pervert
"trapeze"
Re: Expletives.
Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2003 7:14 am
by Lizard
Why not go the whole hog!, "get your fucking act together you sloppy cunts", Iv,e been waiting for me bastard furniture for 3 twattin months, I,m sat on a fucking cheesegrater, like a pillock, because you bastards, have couldn,t organise a piss up in a brewery, next time I,ll use a company that isn,t full of motherfucking nancy boys, and who know what the fuck they are doing...............................WANKERS!
Or something similar, but dont be offensive
Re: Expletives.
Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2003 9:55 am
by alec
useless
Re: Expletives.
Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2003 10:00 am
by woodgnome
flaming
Re: Expletives.
Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2003 8:28 pm
by jj
Panties?
Cubicle?
Bonbons?
Sorry, I'm not very good at this, am I?
Re: Expletives.
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2003 9:51 am
by Lizard
No!, your not, can you imagine....."hello these panties dont fit, I tried them on in the cubicle, brought them back and all I was offered was bonbons! thank you anyway.........(leaves shop meekly)
I dont think THATS going to work!
Try Lizards-: how to be assertive course.
Re: Expletives.
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2003 12:16 pm
by jj
It might: at least it's polite.