Expletives.

[mart]

I have been trying for 3 months, unsuccessfully so far, to get a claims form from the UK company who insured my furniture in transit to NZ. Their latest incompetence is to tell me, by email, that a form is being sent by post. On receipt of this mail the envelope contained a covering letter referring to the enclosed form....but there was no form.
My emailed response said "....get your ******* act together..."
This has upset them and I'm accused of using expletives. Can forumites suggest a good 7 letter word that might have been represented by my 7 asterisks.
Of course the expletive is entirely in their own minds....lol

Mart

[Pervert]

"trapeze"

[Lizard]

Why not go the whole hog!, "get your fucking act together you sloppy cunts", Iv,e been waiting for me bastard furniture for 3 twattin months, I,m sat on a fucking cheesegrater, like a pillock, because you bastards, have couldn,t organise a piss up in a brewery, next time I,ll use a company that isn,t full of motherfucking nancy boys, and who know what the fuck they are doing...............................WANKERS!

Or something similar, but dont be offensive

[alec]

useless

[woodgnome]

flaming

[jj]

Panties?
Cubicle?
Bonbons?
Sorry, I'm not very good at this, am I?

[Lizard]

No!, your not, can you imagine....."hello these panties dont fit, I tried them on in the cubicle, brought them back and all I was offered was bonbons! thank you anyway.........(leaves shop meekly)

I dont think THATS going to work!

Try Lizards-: how to be assertive course.

[jj]

It might: at least it's polite.