Inner peace

[mutanthalibut]

I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me. By
following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner
peace........the article read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish
all the things you've started."

So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't
finished....and before coming to work this morning I have finished off a
bottle of Bacardi, a bottle of red wine, a bottle of Jim Beam, my Prozac,
some valium, a small box of chocolates and 2 litres of Fosters Lager, a 1/2
can of cider, a large joint and some cheese.

You have no idea how good I feel....

You may pass this on to those you feel are in need of Inner Peace...

Cheers

[Deuce Bigolo]

LOL

Inner peace is unattainable IMHO

I started a shit yesterday and when i got up this morning it was still going

Must have been those 6 curry sausages

No inner peace for this little white cow

cheers
B....OZ

[WillieBo]

Surely the simplest and easiest way to attain our daily personal nirvana is to snuggle up on the settee when Richard Madeley is on the box. Works for me ! Try it you'll love it !