The people who live in the flat below Fuckingham Palace are selling it for ?159,950.
If the right person buys it I can convert my cellar into a dungeon and then you could pop in and use it. Not to mention all the other advantages there would be.
If you don't know, Fuck House is in SE London. I am the freeholder by the way.
Email me at fevrd@aol.com
fevrd
(Tony Scott)