One for Holden

[Boo2]

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[Holden MacGroyn]

See now, you think you're funny dont ya.
Actually, it's not such a bad little gadget.
Brilliant for London though.

[Holden MacGroyn]

I saw a bloke on the underground with a can of Ace.
I almost laughed in his drunken face but then thought better of it when 15 of his halfwit, deformed brothers turned up.
I could've 'ad the lot of 'em, but it was my bad knee, see...

[Holden MacGroyn]

Dunno, but he had a shaved head, bleary eyed look and some bad denim on.

Typical spastic comments from people not native to London, "I've got a mate in London. 'Iz name's Dave. D'ya know 'im?"
"'e's got blond 'air."
"Drives an escor'"

OHHHH THAT DAVE.

[Holden MacGroyn]

Dunno!
I don't drink so I have no idea what's available and where.

Law lecturer?
Did they have those in your prison then?

[Holden MacGroyn]

And take ur lame fucking attempt at trying to be the British Will Smith with a ripped off video.
Desperate to look buff slag bitch.