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See now, you think you're funny dont ya.
Actually, it's not such a bad little gadget.
Brilliant for London though.

I saw a bloke on the underground with a can of Ace.
I almost laughed in his drunken face but then thought better of it when 15 of his halfwit, deformed brothers turned up.
I could've 'ad the lot of 'em, but it was my bad knee, see...

Dunno, but he had a shaved head, bleary eyed look and some bad denim on.

Typical spastic comments from people not native to London, "I've got a mate in London. 'Iz name's Dave. D'ya know 'im?"
"'e's got blond 'air."
"Drives an escor'"

OHHHH THAT DAVE.

Dunno!
I don't drink so I have no idea what's available and where.

Law lecturer?
Did they have those in your prison then?

And take ur lame fucking attempt at trying to be the British Will Smith with a ripped off video.
Desperate to look buff slag bitch.