Stupid Job Application Forms

[Deano!]

Having been in the same job for 11 years now I haven't had to contend with this crap, but I'm wondering if prospective employers still insist on using those standard application forms with banal questions like " What is your greatest acheivment ? ". I once put down that I was the first man to walk on the moon ( and no, I'm not really Neil ). They didn't mention it, leading me to believe they never read the stupid things anyway.

[Holden MacGroyn]

I'd have put "Stuffing my own head up my arse" just for a laugh.
Unless it was for Director of Bank of England in which case it would have been "Stuffing both fists up my arse".

[Pervert]

It's the kind of thing that only comes back to haunt you when you're Maxine Carr and they're trying to keep you in prison a few years longer.

[steve56]

the worst i come across was back in the summer of 1975 when i applied to work on the post that test was shit.

[sandie]

i have to admit when i first started in porn and i went to see my first agent, that whilst filling in his form i did wonder what DP meant.

i concluded that it was deep penetration and ticked the box only to realise 2 mins later that it was double penetration.

[steve56]

dp is deep purple in my book.

[woodgnome]

or, alternatively:

[steve56]

i keep saying i buy a digital camera,it will be a must for bgafd 5.

[Ace]

DP when I lived and worked in Bermuda was Dom Perignon (EXCELLENT Champagne)

[Peter]

Try a '88 Cristal if you want excellent champagne.