Gay Bank Managers

[Lizard]

I,m begining to suspect my Bank Manager is a back door raider, he has a massive cheesy grin when he talks to me, and when shaking hands, just keeps hold a little too long!..........anybody else had this problem! or should I change my account to the Caymen Islands, where that sort of thing is bang out of order....

[steve56]

the bank that likes to say oh yes.

[Peter]

But the fact that he's turned his attention to you means he's picking up (perhaps subconcious) signs that you "travel on the other coach"

Maybe its time to face upto your bummers destiny.

[Holden MacGroyn]

Yeah!
You've already admitted that you was walking behind me in Midnight Express.

[IdolDroog]

why dont you be a bastard and just get as much money as possible?

[Holden MacGroyn]

Like in that Episode of The Young Ones.
Neil wrote, with the help of the other morons.

"Darling Bank Manager
Give me some more money. You bastard.
May the seed of your loins grow fruitful in the belly of your woman.
Neil."

[Holden MacGroyn]

No he didn't.
He actually started it with:
"Darling fascist bully boy"

That was Rik's order.

[Lizard]

Yes but only in a manly type of way, I wasn,t checkin you out or anything, I just wanted yer drugs and teabags........

(Sound of chainsaw, and boxing match on telly in the background.....)

[Peter]

Holden MacGroyn wrote:


> May the seed of your loins grow fruitful in the belly of your
> woman.


Or "boomshanka" as he originally put it.

[Pervert]

"Oh, and what makes you think your bank manager is a man?"
Bemused: "His beard."