Gay Car Park Attendants...

[Lizard]

I,m beginning to think the guy who operates the **P car park near our office is a brown star polisher!, he has a big cheesey grin on his face, and touches your hand just a bit too long when he gives you change from a tenner!!, anyone else had this problem? should I change car parks to euro**** where that kind of thing is bang out of order!.....

[Pervert]

sure it`s not my younger brother ???

Sorry he`s a store manager 4 Tie Rack !!

[Ace]

With Greeks and other 'Foreign types' running Euro**** carparks, I HONESTLY believe you are better off where you are with N*P.
Just an opinion

[Peter]

Pehaps you ought to re consider your wardrobe before next meeting him. Leave the "leather cap with chain" at home, and try wearing something other than the tight white vest. Perhaps not having a spotted hanky hanging out of your back pocket would help. Maybe even consider shaving the Freddie Mercury 'tache off.

If all this fails, and you're still being picked up by others' Gaydar, it maybe time to face upto living the rest of your life as a splash farter.

[Bronson Lee]

It could be worst , he could be a gay Manc car park attendant ....

with a Richard Whitely fixation ..........

and a big van of snap-on-tools or should that be tap-on-stools ?

anyhow have you seen Carol's GQ set yet Liz me old bud ?

[Lizard]

Hi Elt, me old donger! seen em? been between em!! matey, very nice as well, she had just got out of me bed only 30 mins before they were taken!
scrubbs up well doesn,t she? have you got yer bag fitted yet?