Sasser. worm

[Lizard]

This is due to cause big problems for most people using winxp or 2000, if you think your system is infected go hear and download the fix.

[jj]

Once again, beig old-fashioned and using W98 proves its worth.........

[Lizard]

No! it can and will affect 98 as well, but is easier to fix, dont think you have escaped youngster, just because your too tight to join the modern age! your pc will be due for a re-thatch soon wont it?

[jj]

I'll take me worming pills, then, that'll sort it.

And the PC is still waiting for a roof to be put on, let alone be thatched. Bloody buliders..........
But it's got some nice half-timbering, that English Heritage were well interested in.........

[Lizard]

This is a nasty one, it can gain access to your fridge, borrow your underpants, and call your boss a cunt, on behalf of you! and thats only son of 'sasser' you should see what his dad is capable of,- winning the Champions league on his own, with no boots on....HA! bet your worried now eh! eh!.....

[jj]

It is welcome to borrow my underpants, as long as it asks NICELY. But it'll need to have them shotblasted first, unless it's a particularly unfussy sort of worm.
Everyone calls my boss a cunt. I have a theory that this may be because he is, in fact, a cunt.

But if this worm has any Ferguson DNA in it AT ALL, then you've got me really worried.........

[littlenicky]

i got the worm from an aol im relating to a cam site.

[woodgnome]

Automatically Check For and Remove Sasser:

[woodgnome]

according to the beeb, it only affects recent versions of win xp and win 2000:

[Pervert]

Useful link. Thanks, Woodgnome.