think you have a normal mind mk11

[Lizard]

Think you have a normal mind? then try this test!


think of a girls name.










think of a pair of knickers.











keep to the left.















think of your knob.



















think of a pair of tits.














add these.



2+2











1+3











3+1













now say four, for six seconds.
















fucking boring isn,t it?















Now! just a bit further




































Your not thinking of a fucking Carrot are you?







If you were, you have a vegatable fetish, and there is no cure.
you also are only representative of 0.00000% of the poulation, everyone else is thinking about knobbing someone.
So dont worry you are normal.

[Deuce Bigolo]

Given that I've just watched a certain Euro initials RH playing with a carrot its highly understandable that I could think of nothing else

cheers
B....OZ

[Lizard]

Yes please, no problem, we can do for you, is no problem!

[jj]

Um, I was thinking about caulis again.
Is this normal?
And if not, what vegetable SHOULD I be thinking about?

[jj]

If you're a pork-pie eating monkey up a tree, yes.
If you are the Lord Chancellor, probably not.

[Lizard]

Peas! but only if it doesn,t traumatise you!

[jj]

I think I preferred it when you were being Lithuanian.

[jj]

No, not peas, I hate the little green bastards, always moulting over the shag-pile, and their piss smells awful, and what do they do all day but sleep?

Sorry- that's cats, isn't it?
I still hate peas, anyway.
They're too round. Why can't they be oval, or square, eh? Flash bastards.

[Lizard]

What about courgette,s there quite good, or a robust swede?