Why Is It....

[Holden MacGroyn]

That whenever I am away, some body starts a rumour about me.
Lizard. S56 is a myth. He doesn't exist.
Like the Bogeyman but with more snot or like Santa but he comes even less than that.


By the way, Maggers...Beavis & Butthead fucking rule!
Cheers bro.

[Holden MacGroyn]

The way you drive, the car lands on other people you bastard.

ASnyway, see that Liz, he thinks S56 and I are one in the same.
2 in the same if you count in his 'phrenia...ssshhhhh.


Don't make me have to slap you buttmonkey.

[Holden MacGroyn]

Pan smashing.
Sounds spiffing old bean.

So much bollocks to read up on this forum.
Where's Sandie thesedays?
Did Holden's Log wipe her out?

[Holden MacGroyn]

Yeah but, no but, yeah but, no but, because right, you weren't there right, so anyway...

You know when you are trying to chat up a bird, well that's you turning it off and then turn it back on again.
It may work. It should do.


Dumbass.

[Holden MacGroyn]

I miss Bo.
It's not on E4 anymore.

I'm having withdrawals.
Might have to buy the DVD.