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That whenever I am away, some body starts a rumour about me.
Lizard. S56 is a myth. He doesn't exist.
Like the Bogeyman but with more snot or like Santa but he comes even less than that.


By the way, Maggers...Beavis & Butthead fucking rule!
Cheers bro.

The way you drive, the car lands on other people you bastard.

ASnyway, see that Liz, he thinks S56 and I are one in the same.
2 in the same if you count in his 'phrenia...ssshhhhh.


Don't make me have to slap you buttmonkey.

Pan smashing.
Sounds spiffing old bean.

So much bollocks to read up on this forum.
Where's Sandie thesedays?
Did Holden's Log wipe her out?

Yeah but, no but, yeah but, no but, because right, you weren't there right, so anyway...

You know when you are trying to chat up a bird, well that's you turning it off and then turn it back on again.
It may work. It should do.


Dumbass.

I miss Bo.
It's not on E4 anymore.

I'm having withdrawals.
Might have to buy the DVD.