Gob merchant

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[Deuce Bigolo]

Its a well known fact that the lowest thing you can do on a football pitch is spit on your opponent

A first class wanker is Totti....with that Italys chances have nose dived

Another hair products industry team heading for an early shower along with either Portugal or Spain

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B....OZ

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Curiously enough, they played a hell of a lot better tonight without him.

The great steaming fanny was sitting in the stands cheering the boys on, though.

If it had been someone less high-profile, a Dane or a Croat, perhaps, they'd have been banned from the entire tournament.

[Deuce Bigolo]

True

Now the spot light will be well & truly on those other 2 posers

Vieri(has a dressing room the size of the Inter Milan-Big head and all) & Del Piero(even I'm more in form than him)

Give me Baggio anyday....pisses on most the current squad for creativity and finsihing and he's supposebly on the way out....could have easily done Roger Milla IMHO

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B....OZ

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Nice of you to offer, Stone. I managed to download a few minutes of the flick and the lighting is dodgier than the Russian squads' haircuts. She looks quite tasty, but is a media-obsessed monster. A certainty for the next series of I'm Desperate, Get Me On With Ant And Dec.

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It always kind of spooks me out to see such an obviously Italian looking chap like Vieri being interviewed: "Strewth, mate, it was fair dinkum out there." Almost as funny as when that Dane Jan Molby signed for Liverpool. First interview, broken English; a few months later, pure Scouse--"Our kid" and all that.

[Deuce Bigolo]

But Vieri was actually raised in Australia so he has a legitimate excuse

As for one of our Australian Socceroo "Stars"...Craig Moore...sounds like he'd easily be captain of Scotland if the accents anything to go by

He's finally woken up(after 5/6 years-must be the cold weather or the fat wages even when you don't perform) to the fact that Rangers aren't going anywhere so he hasn't resigned until he's told whats what

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B....OZ

[mart]

At a bus stop in central Wellington today I saw a young yobbo spitting on the glass screen next to him. I walked up to him and said "Your behaviour is disgusting". And because his complexion was brownish I added "And if you are Maori you bring shame on your iwi(tribe)". He stopped.

Mart