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Davina McCall carrying Olympic torch

Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2004 2:12 pm
by Boo2
How does Davina 'don't say fuck or bugger' McCall, qualify to carry the torch, ahead of countless deserving sportsmen/women?


Re: Davina McCall carrying Olympic torch

Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2004 2:17 pm
by Pervert
By virtue of holding the position of Celebrity (Z Listing) of these islands.

You can just hear the people asking who that old bloke is. "Roger who? Never 'eard of 'im!"

Welcome to the egalitarian United Kingdom where all are assumed to be born equally shallow and stupid.

Re: Davina McCall carrying Olympic torch

Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2004 2:29 pm
by Holden MacGroyn
Because she's a celebratey.

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Re: Davina McCall carrying Olympic torch

Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2004 2:32 pm
by steve56
has she shouted yet?.

Re: Davina McCall carrying Olympic torch

Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2004 3:00 pm
by Spook
Didn't realise she was one of the carriers.

What a complete fucking disgrace

Its the Olympic Games for fucks sake - its about sport, there are thousands of sportsmen and administrators who deserve the honour of carrying the torch. This is surely an occasion where the significance of the event meant that we didn't need to call on one of the myriad of fuckwitted, talentless "celebrities" that pollute our country to garner publicity.

Lets just hope we never get the olympics - an opening ceremony involving the "talents" of Jade Goody, Charlie Dimmock and Dean Gaffney doesn't bear thinking about.

Fuck and, indeed, bugger.

Re: Davina McCall carrying Olympic torch

Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2004 3:02 pm
by Fastbike
And ha ha they could wheel out some retreaded spice giirls , like that slapper Ema something hahaha , oh shit they just did!


Re: Davina McCall carrying Olympic torch

Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2004 3:03 pm
by steve56
all we need now is denise van outen and johhno vaughan.

Re: Davina McCall carrying Olympic torch

Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2004 3:12 pm
by Pervert
Does anyone remember the event they held in Sheffield---it may have been the world student games or something---where they had astronaut Helen Sharman running round the track with the torch, and she fell and it went out. Absolutely priceless.

Re: Davina McCall carrying Olympic torch

Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2004 3:37 pm
by IdolDroog
lmao stonevid Im the biggest jack dee fan around and i love that routine. "we'd probably have to light it with ian bothams fat arse farting" :D