Sport event arseholes

[Pervert]

Dontchaluvem? You know who I mean, the braindead Septics who shout, "Get in the hole!" as someone's teeing off at a par five in a major golf tournament, or "You're the man!"----the all-time great shite sports event chant----at the top of someone's backswing; or the "Come on, Tim! (or whoever)" brigade who cannot resist breaking into the silence before a tennis serve. What do they think they're doing?

"So, Tim, an easy straight sets win for your first Wimbledon title."
"Yes, Sue, I ought to thank my coaches and my wife and family---but really I couldn't have done it without the fuckwit who shouted 'Come on, Tim' at 40-15 in the fifth game of the second set. This title belongs to them."

What we need in the crowd at Wimbledon Centre Court is Timmy from South Park. He'd liven things up.

"Timmy!"

PS---If I've posted these sentiments before (and I wouldn't be at all surprised), apologies, but it really gets on my nerves.

[Terry May]

Those truly must be the 3 saddest words in sport, 'Come on Tim!'