Fao Dibble

[mart]

Thought you might like to buy this as a present for your favourite girl.



Mart

[Officer Dibble]

No thanks mart. I've gone right off the old chav birds. All those shaved beavers, straight, bottle-blonde, badly trimed barnets and Asda knickers are doin' mi head in.


Officer Dibble

[Deuce Bigolo]

What about for those BAD TASTE parties or doesn't your inner sanctum group stoop that low?

cheers
B....OZ