Does anyone know?

[Lizard]

Whats on BBC1 later, as I,m lying on the sofa a bit pissed, and the cats asleep on me, so I cant move.
Many thanks for your help.

[Pervert]

Match Of The Day, Liz.

[Lizard]

Cheers Carac, do you mind telling me what day it was tomorrow?

[Pervert]

Have you been drinking herbal tea again?

[steve56]

olympics for about 12 hrs then more sport.

[Ace]

You missed The Shield (C5) and Die Hard 2 (ITV) which was shit, but good shit.......just like that Herbal Tea you probably smoke instead of drink.
If yer lazy cat is STILL there, your missing Omnibus edition of Eastenders and Olympics.
Shove the cat off tomorrow as its the EXCELLENT Soprano's (C4)

[Deuce Bigolo]

I'm confused

Your lying on your sofa,pickled and unable to move without peforming an act of cruelty towards Kitten Kong

So who's typing this message

Mrs Lizard taking dictation?

cheers
B....OZ

[Lizard]

No confusion Buttsie, laptop.

[Deuce Bigolo]

Arso

Laptop on your Chest/Stomach and Pussy purring away contently on your Groin

unlaterally yours
B....OZ

[Lizard]

Way to go!