Normal service has been resumed

[Pervert]

Good to have the O/T's equivalent of Ant and Dec back with us. Although I suspect neither Ant nor Dec would be seen in a pink shirt.

Welcome back, guys. We needed this injection of vicious humour.

[Holden MacGroyn]

Cheers Bro.
Nice to have been missed.

Mods'll be groaning and demanding money back from the Hitmen.

Is my darling Sandie still about?
I want to ask her questions about being bummed.
Is Marino still about or is he on the run?

[Pervert]

Sandie posted the other night, although she is now wearing glasses and a false beard and keeps looking nervously over her shoulder.

What is it with you? Isn't a restraining order hint enough?

Think Marino's still counting his cash and copying the Taking Down Your Particulars film.

[Holden MacGroyn]

That was a shitty thing man.
Whoever grassed the cops up was wrong - period.
What they did was wrong fair enough, but thank your lucky stars you're not knicked and move on.
If there's one thing I can't stand more than a bent copper, it's a grass.