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Good to have the O/T's equivalent of Ant and Dec back with us. Although I suspect neither Ant nor Dec would be seen in a pink shirt.

Welcome back, guys. We needed this injection of vicious humour.

Cheers Bro.
Nice to have been missed.

Mods'll be groaning and demanding money back from the Hitmen.

Is my darling Sandie still about?
I want to ask her questions about being bummed.
Is Marino still about or is he on the run?

Sandie posted the other night, although she is now wearing glasses and a false beard and keeps looking nervously over her shoulder.

What is it with you? Isn't a restraining order hint enough?

Think Marino's still counting his cash and copying the Taking Down Your Particulars film.

That was a shitty thing man.
Whoever grassed the cops up was wrong - period.
What they did was wrong fair enough, but thank your lucky stars you're not knicked and move on.
If there's one thing I can't stand more than a bent copper, it's a grass.