Gay in Gateshead!

[Lizard]

It has been brought to my attention, a certain forumite has been seen cottaging at the new art centre in Gateshead, I,m not mentioning any names, as that would be cruel and pointless, if a person wants to 'out' themselves, then fine, but remember 'all the nice girls love a sailor'.....
Where,s that Mac Groyn, when you need 'back-up'..

[Peter]

Isn't 'owning a coat' enough to be considered gay up there?

[MensWorldMayfair]

Only if it has sleeves.

[Ace]

If you order a lager shandy oop north, you can expect a shoe-ing.

[Lizard]

I was up in 'Bandit' country the other week, and it was heartning to see your ''Jimmy Somerville' tribute show! getting rave reviews!, I would have come to see you but, couldn,t get any upvc underwear anywhere, and the mincer on the door told me it was 'de rigeur', so had to make do with reading the review in the 'Wallsend Gazette'. By all acounts you went DOWN well, and your version of 'divn,t leave wa this way' was monster!
As for Fred, he is well and sends his regards, although his flat is focking inhabitable since your last stay there, the bog is completely backed up to Rochdale, and his poodle is in intensive care, also he wants to know if you could return his leather chaps....if you can get them off!, no rush. Ron Davis also sends his best, and confirmed your meeting on Hamstead Heath! I have NO idea what he is talking about....

[Pervert]

Sandie was right---you guys need an award for comedy.

[Lizard]

No I nevor, yer fuckor, you Jesmon Jessie!, I,m well fuckin pruned me!