King of the Chavs Update!

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MensWorldMayfair
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King of the Chavs Update!

Post by MensWorldMayfair »

According to TV local, Michael Carrol, King of the Chavs, has just been released from prison after his latest spell.

Sadly, he now faces police questioning over an alleged assault at a concert in Norfolk.

Mind you, those Wurzel gigs can kick off when you least expect it.
Illinoisblue
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Re: King of the Chavs Update!

Post by Illinoisblue »

Ah Mr Carrol, the pride of Norfolk, skanky tattoos aplenty and enough shitty gold 'bling' to fill an entire Ratners store.

Think it was this cretin, when asked what he was going to do with his 9.7million lottery winnings, who answered, "buy a flat in Kings Lynn".

So it seems you really can't take the boy out of Norfolk etc....

sandie
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Re: King of the Chavs Update!

Post by sandie »

david.
i havent even read ur silly post cos i know u are the king of chavs.


how is anyone owed 9,976 bjs off me and DOES NOT reclaim them?!?!

now its sort of chav pshycology in reverse wiv u int it?

are u scared little kitten - oh its ok mummy will look after u! it doesnt matter if u come in 30 seconds! its the thought that counts.

if not friggin auction them on ebay for BAIHA.

http://www.lovesandie.com/
Rude Boy
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Re: King of the Chavs Update!

Post by Rude Boy »

"Think it was this cretin, when asked what he was going to do with his 9.7million lottery winnings, who answered, "buy a flat in Kings Lynn"."

You've obviously not been keeping up to speed with property prices here in East Anglia, they continue to rocket!

With the best part of ten million he's probably able to afford a TWO bedroom flat, with a parking space too if he's lucky.
Dace
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Re: King of the Chavs Update!

Post by Dace »

I'll buy a few off you David, i've got a few extra quid since I gave up smoking
MensWorldMayfair
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Re: King of the Chavs Update!

Post by MensWorldMayfair »

Don't forget that he's allegedly already spunked all of his winnings. What a great, great guy.

Illinois, Front gave away a poster of King Chav this month which now adorns my office door. I know you won't have seen it, so I'll have to explain it. You've got photos of ?20 notes, a shot of Trisha, Kwik Save, Burberry hat, Little Chef, someone barfing, a couple of girls flashing their arses, a slammed Escort with what looks like a chipboard spoiler... it just ticks all the boxes guaranteed to raise your blood pressure.

What with you being a liberal and all that...
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