Everyone Fucks Me Off Part 1

[Holden MacGroyn]

I hate quotes. People these days seem to take quotes by famous people, and make them their life mottos. That's bullshit. I'm talking about the following quotes in particular:

Live life to the fullest:
What a crock. I hear this one time and time again, usually from some jackass that's not willing to take responsibility for his actions. I'm sure whoever said it didn't intend for people to take it literally. By the "live life to the fullest" doctrine, people have done all sorts of stupid things. Things like experimentation with drugs, animals, and sex with furniture. Sick bastards. The bottom line is that if you try to live life to the fullest, you will die. Instantly. Stop screwing around or you will get killed.

Cheaters never prosper:
BULLSHIT. At least 90% of cheaters prosper. Those cheating bastards get by the system every time. There was a bitch in one of my computer science classes that didn't do any assignments, failed all the exams, but still passed the class because she was sleeping around with all the TA's. It's a repeating cycle perpetuated by corrupt administration and slacker kids that aren't willing to put forth the effort it takes to pass. They should all be shot.

Be happy with what you have:
Basically this is saying that people shouldn't have goals. Not that they should, but c'mon. You and I know it's bullshit. If you have nothing, or nothing that makes you happy, then what? You're supposed to be happy with nothing? Bah.. sounds like shit to me.

Hard work brings success:
WRONG. Kissing arse and sleeping around brings success. Nobody cares how hard you work as long as you stimulate their ego. Hard work usually gets forgotten and goes unnoticed. There's always some sucker out there that's getting the raw deal in hopes of moving up. It's not going to happen, you might as well quit. Stop trying.

I'm not afraid of anything:
Yeah, whatever. This is usually muttered by a short dipshit with a Napoleon complex. Listen you little bitch, you're a frail little coward afraid of everything. End your campaign of arrogance and admit that you're a cunt. I'm sick of people who say they're not afraid of anything. If they truly weren't, then they'd be dead. There's nothing to fear, remember? So why don't they kill themselves and confirm their theory. Worthless.

Everyone can fuck off and die in a big explosion.

[Deuce Bigolo]

They all have one thing in common their Generalisations which should never be taken literally

Seem to recall being asked to read a book full of like minded statements.."The Bible"

I said Grandma(born again Christian through fear of not getting into heaven)....over my dead body....luckily I had my purple dragster nearby and made my get away

cheers
B....OZ

[Pervert]

One book in the Bible, Proverbs, should be renamed Statements Of The Bleeding Obvious.

[Lizard]

Holden, your a barking mad Ladyboy!! and you can 'qoute' me on that, whats up dude? did someone rattle your cage..

[IdolDroog]

Is anybody else sensing Holden MIGHT just have been cheated on by his girlfriend...er hooker......er....mail order bride....er..dog

[Holden MacGroyn]

It was a blow up doll you selfish cruel bastard.
I made it myself with the face of Sandie Caine.
Sandie Caine...more like Punctured Rubber.

If she was any decent sort of bird, she'd be offering me love.

[Holden MacGroyn]

Lizard wrote:

> Holden, your a barking mad Ladyboy!! and you can 'qoute' me on
> that, whats up dude? did someone rattle your cage..
>
>



Can I QUOTE you instead.
Anyway, fuck off.
I hate people.
They stink like pissy old people.

It's hard being a bastard you know.

Harder than the nipples of a blind lesbian at a fish market.

[crofter]

Yeah sounds like that bird from the computer training course slept with everybody except you Holden!!
Please can you also explain to me what the fuck are ? and I quote ?computer science classes? anyways, and where did she moved to once she got all her A+?s??

[Lizard]

Oooooh!, Bitch, just cos I cant spell for toffy, you throw your toys out of the pram eh!, come on then, spill the beans, did the rent boy you ordered not turn up? or did the DNA test ordered by the CSA prove positive....
You can tell me Holders, I,m your friend..

[sandie]

Holden MacGroyn wrote:

> It was a blow up doll you selfish cruel bastard.
> I made it myself with the face of Sandie Caine.
> Sandie Caine...more like Punctured Rubber.
>
> If she was any decent sort of bird, she'd be offering me love.
>


er.... holden on reading ur post - hun - first i thought u sounded rather like hannibal lecter " I made it myself with the face of Sandie Caine".

guys id like to reasure u i am still alive, face intact.

and secondly sweety darling, dont u know i offer luv. for a small fee of course. how long did u want again? ; )