Custroms In The Dock

[Officer Dibble]

Nothing I like better than to see bureaucrats getting a good kicking - particularly when it's other bureaucrats doing the kicking. Live by the sword...

Yes, those Customs cunts tactics of summarily confiscating British citizens goods and chattels was an iniquity that had to be addressed. Shame it took so long. I regret we've become a nation of cap dothing, hoop jumping, forelock tuggers (a notable exception being the fuel protests) with ever more cuntish rules, regulations and taxes being heaped upon us (a process which has accelerated since Labour gained power) we need to stand firm and collectively tell 'em to 'Fuck off'!' Before we become the beige, complainant, drones of Aldus Huxley?s ?Brave New World?

And anyway, if the tax rates on booze ?n? fags was the same as in Euroland there wouldn?t be the need for Booze cruises and the like. It?s just another example of poncy political cunts decreeing what is good for you and what is not (with reference to their poncy political dogma) and taxing shit they don?t like. Right now we are in the first phase of an anti-smoking campaign ? the discreet and subtle propaganda is gently lapping round our toes. Those who are not as attuned as Officer Dibble may not have noticed, but I?m quite sure a total ban on tobacco is the ultimate aim of the poncy middleclass fuckers behind it. It won?t be this year or next year, but within my lifetime I can envisage tobacco being put on the same footing as weed. Now, I don?t smoke, and it can occasionally be irritating when in a confined space. I?ve also got no doubt that it?s as unhealthy as the professionals say. But I believe we should protect other people?s rights and freedoms, because if we don?t the time will come when our own interests and freedoms are being legislated against. There will never be a time when there are enough rules and regulations, it will never stop, and unless we want to live our lives constrained within the grey straightjacket of an overbearing state we must lean to say ?No!?


Officer Dibble

[Deuce Bigolo]

Would be far quicker and better for all concerned if they just forced the Tobacco industry to make the Smokless Cigarette

The way things stand a total ban of smoking in Public & any workplace hardly seems workable.I can imagine how irritable smokers would become

Pushing smokers out onto the footpath from buildings/shopping centres
does nothing to stop passive smoking.We all walk through it eventually when we arrive or leave

As for non-smoking/smoking sections in the same room....totally farcical

Still a few good payouts(millions) to passive smoking workers/victims(bar staff) is what is driving the current bans

Public legal Liability....will kill Society if left unchecked IMHO

cheers
B....OZ

[mart]

Y-A-W-N!!!!!!!!!!

Mart

[Deuce Bigolo]

Have you tried the local Y-M-C-A Mart?

Good for keeping the mind active even during repeat performances

cheers
B....OZ

[RetroDon]

Come, come, Dibble, we are being silly. Customs, like every govt dept, are honourable and great and enrich our lives!
And we don't think this we are evil paranoid thatcherites. or something

[Officer Dibble]

Oh dear mart. What's the matter, hey? Can't think of anything interesting, amusing or original to say? Feeling inadequate before my stream of consciousness? Trying to disguise the paucity of your posts ?n? banality of your banter by the time honoured tactic of boorish heckling?

Never mind. There?s no shame in being a forum underachiever nowadays. Hey, not everyone can be as engaging and entertaining as Officer D, not everyone can be as insightful and objective, not everyone has had the interesting, eventful, life and career of a chav turned moody porno baron from which to draw a vast cornucopia of fascinating anecdotes. So, you just sit back take it easy mart. You shouldn?t tire yourself. Leave it to interesting chaps like my good self, chaps who have been out there and done stuff, chaps who have formed opinions and have things to say. Leave it to us to do all the talking. That?s what we?re here for.


Officer Dibble

[Officer Dibble]

Hey, Duce. Remember Chas 'N' Dave?....I don't mind, I don't mind...


Officer D.

[Deuce Bigolo]

Know the name but never been tempted to sample their produce

Given their Tottenham supporters you'd expect that "i don't mind attitude"



cheers
B....OZ One Snag Short of a Barbecue but I don't Mind