Women you WOULDN,T shag!

[Lizard]

Jocelyn Wildenstein
Anne Widdecombe
Anne Robinson....
Julia Roberts
Any of Atomic Kitten.........
Steve,s ex..
Holdens Sister.

[Cate]

Jocelyn Wildenstein, Man thats tragic, poor Women, she looks like the looser in the Mr Potato Head contest.

Still bet you there are some blokes would shag her, some of the Prostitutes in my area aint far off looking like her and they do good trade.

Cate.

[Lizard]

Cate wrote "Still bet you there are some blokes would shag her, some of the Prostitutes in my area aint far off looking like her and they do good trade."

Desperate men do desperate................

[Bronson Lee]

Your Mum , and sloppy seconds with Carol ....

[Lizard]

DONGY!..........The operation was a success, welcome back, So whats life like as a Tranny???

[Holden MacGroyn]

Your mum you fucking gypo pikey slag.
You just can't leave it be can you Liz.

....tool.


Ok, Lizards Mum
Jocelyn "Exploding Face" Wildenstein
Winnie Mandela
Jordan
My nasty ex from South London
Magoos sister
Woodgnome.....what makes you think Woody is a dude?
Elen Coles.....I lied

[eduardo]

Kat Slater from East Enders aka Jessie Wallace (I believe).

It really bugs me down the local when the guys talk about her as some sex symbol.

I'd have to have the beer goggles on big time to even think about it and then it'd depend if the curry house was still open.

[Arnold Layne]

Come on there can't be that many? every holes a goal!

but if were picking

1) The girl in my class with the runny nose who always ate her own green nose boulders, and sniffed her fingers after she put them up her ringer, (finking the smell was wearing off, but actually becoming more stronger to us poor sods around her! Snot nose Raynor was her nickname, I think I have her number somewhere (Don't ask I used to be a Samaritian, if anyone needs it? or has a snot/scat fetish? then maybe I can hook you up?)

2) The Granny from Century sex (What the fuck is wrong with Dick Nasty?)

3) Jordan (Katie Price was a babe, but Jordan? what the fuck is she gonna look like when she get's old? it's just insania!, even she admitted on graham norton she has a bucket fanny as well!)

4) The Nadia who won the latest big brother
(well everyone seems to think she is a REAL woman now, but I wouldn't fuck her even if she had a wonderfully constructed fanjita, she scares me, like gimps who wear gas masks n shit)

[Arnold Layne]

Steveys ex is well fit Liz, trust me I've seen the photos...