Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America...people order double cheeseburgers,large fries and a diet coke.
Only in america...Do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters
Only in America...Do people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put there useless junk in the garage.
Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM machines with braille lettering
Only in American...do there use the word "politics" to describe the process so well "poli"in latin meaning "many" and "tics"meaning "bloodsucking creatures"
ALSO EVER WONDER:
Why the sun lightens our hair,but darkens our skin?
why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "psychic wins lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is Lemon juice made with artificial flavour,and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
If con is the opposite of pro,is congress the opposite of progress?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
things that make you go hmmmmm???
Re: things that make you go hmmmmm???
Mmmmmmmmmm!
Re: things that make you go hmmmmm???
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. ......
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Re: things that make you go hmmmmm???
Hmmmmm.... yes..... quite.....