All the very best to everyone

[Lizard]

I will not be going to the Bahamas with Mr Winner this year, I am staying in the country, so I would like to take the opportunity to wish everyone a good xmas, my new CD (Teach yourself to swear a lot) is available from all good record stores now, and I hope you will buy it and enjoy it, also my book ( how to wank in the bath), is also available at all alternative bookshops in the new year, so buy that fucker as well, I need the cash...

[Ace]

Its Sandys in Barbados where the pugnacious Michael Winner escapes too, and not the beautiful Bahamas

[steve56]

hes ok i think? always thought he was a bit pompus but after the interview many years ago i changed my mind.

[Deano!]

I found your book hard to read in the bath while wanking actually.

[Deuce Bigolo]

What with all the sold copies to autograph I'm not surprised your staying put

Which Bogs will the signings be at?

cheers
B....OZ Merry Xma & a Happy New Yawn

[crofter]

Sold copies surely that should read Soiled Copies?? I see that Holden has already got advance copies of the ?Teach Yourself to Swear a Lot? book as well ... wonder if he has finished it yet.

[Deuce Bigolo]

I'd imagine he hasn't got past lizards foreplay yet

cheers
B....OZ