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I will not be going to the Bahamas with Mr Winner this year, I am staying in the country, so I would like to take the opportunity to wish everyone a good xmas, my new CD (Teach yourself to swear a lot) is available from all good record stores now, and I hope you will buy it and enjoy it, also my book ( how to wank in the bath), is also available at all alternative bookshops in the new year, so buy that fucker as well, I need the cash...

Its Sandys in Barbados where the pugnacious Michael Winner escapes too, and not the beautiful Bahamas

hes ok i think? always thought he was a bit pompus but after the interview many years ago i changed my mind.

I found your book hard to read in the bath while wanking actually.

What with all the sold copies to autograph I'm not surprised your staying put

Which Bogs will the signings be at?

cheers
B....OZ Merry Xma & a Happy New Yawn

Sold copies surely that should read Soiled Copies?? I see that Holden has already got advance copies of the ?Teach Yourself to Swear a Lot? book as well ... wonder if he has finished it yet.

I'd imagine he hasn't got past lizards foreplay yet

cheers
B....OZ