Never Ever...

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Lizard
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Never Ever...

Post by Lizard »

..............wank into someone elses slipper,s on Boxin day.

thanks.

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Re: Never Ever...

Post by Pervert »

I am really too scared to ask.
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There is a warning in this month's copy of What Gecko?

". . . . goes from 0-10 mph in about three years, and uses about 100 termites to the mile. Oh, but be sure and never leave your footwear unattended; lizards find the smell of verrucca cream irresistable."
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Lizard
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Re: Never Ever...

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There was an 'Incident' that went horribly wrong, it involved mince pies in knickers, and other tomfoolery, the slipper incident was the icing in the shoe, I am now banned from several peoples xmas guest list, and a ?1300 guitar got wrecked........roll on new year!

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waffster
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Post by waffster »

But its OK the rest of the year ???????
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