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..............wank into someone elses slipper,s on Boxin day.

thanks.

I am really too scared to ask.

There is a warning in this month's copy of What Gecko?

". . . . goes from 0-10 mph in about three years, and uses about 100 termites to the mile. Oh, but be sure and never leave your footwear unattended; lizards find the smell of verrucca cream irresistable."

There was an 'Incident' that went horribly wrong, it involved mince pies in knickers, and other tomfoolery, the slipper incident was the icing in the shoe, I am now banned from several peoples xmas guest list, and a ?1300 guitar got wrecked........roll on new year!

But its OK the rest of the year ???????