Cats

[Arnold Layne]

We have 3 of em, one is a lodger from the lezzers next door but one, last night whilst watching an art movie, my dvd player suddenly froze, and there was "the kitten" as well call her (shes about 3 but still kitten sized(that's the goodness in lahdans water for you!) was attacking the wires behind my stereo, when I tried to get her out she has a schizoid episode and attacked me, never have I come so close to hurting an animal in all my life, it was giving the old wild noises and all kinds of shit, clawed my hand up to fuckery, then this morning all over me purring like a motherfucker, sell out bitch

[steve56]

sounds as if that cat is like a tiger.

[Cerberus]

Arnie.....unlike dogs, cats get more than one chance at maiming their owners. If it happens again remember.....they make lovely gloves lol.
Going to pub now to avoid barrages of abuse & flamings.

[Deuce Bigolo]

I've never bought into the idea that Cats are Tamed like Dogs

I can't recall any Cat Training facilities like we have for Dogs..do they exist?

Take when you meet a Cat for the first time...it brushes up against you which most humans take as a sign of Hello when in reality its warning you "this is my territory buster"

Your best bet besides stringing it up by the balls with one of those cables would be to get one of those metre high carpeted posts or at the very least keep a couple of balls of wool/string handy for such emergencies

Most cat owners use such to keep them from shredding the curtains or anything else that moves

cheers
B....OZ

[chubbs]

but if you had dogs you'd have to go walk them n shit like that. cats are cool and very low maintenance, you just have to put up with their little idiosynchracies. or you could boot it arse first out of an upstairs window to test the landing on their feet theory