women you fancy but shouldnt

[spunkie]

Not sure if this topic has been discussed before but was curious to discover who are our unlikely fantasy women. Fern Britten is a contender for me, though can quite place why. Diane Abbot is another! Come along now, everyones got an unlikely fantasy women let hear it...

[Lex Luger]

Rachel Bilson from The OC. I say this because it's not very cool to like the OC where I am from.

Also Cheryl Ladd for the long, long age gap

[Ned]

Both of them do it for me too, although Abbott less than Fern. It's the prospect of getting lost and having to be rescued years later, like some Japanese soldier who got left behind after the war....

Anne Robinson, in certain episodes of the Weakest Link where she looks really youngish and smiles a lot, does it for me too.

Lorraine Kelly, Fiona Bruce, Viv Creegor of Sky News and Joan Bakewell.

[Heathray]

Teresa May the MP, Fern Britton I agree, very curvy, Jennifer Saunders, Tessa Jowell.

[Officer Dibble]

Hmm, Fern Britton, good choice. Found myself spontaneously thinking about her just the other day. But why shouldn't we fancy women like Fern? Truth be told I don't personally, nowadays, 'fancy' any of the under thirties who appear in porn films. They seem inert, vacuous, androgynous and sexless ? yes, they go through the motions, but that's just it, they are going through the motions. They're not having sex; they're more like having a laugh with without their clothes on. They don't feel the social inhibitions that made sex in the 20th century so exiting. They might just as well be taking part in some lairy drinking contest on a 18-30 holiday - just having a different kind of laugh.

I now find mature women have much more depth and insight, not to mention feminine shape. They're far more sexually aware in a real sense, they know what buttons to press in man, and ultimately I find, far more sexually satisfying. I've pondered on this quite a lot recently wondering whether the younger generation of females are, in a sexual sense, crapper than when I was their age, or whether my tastes have changed, matured, as I've got older. But what I can say for certain is that, being involved in the retail of adult movies for some considerable time now, I can see what guys have been buying, and yes, you guessed it, there is a large preference for movies featuring older, rounder, more mature ladies. At first I was quite taken aback by this. Weren?t chaps all supposed to fancy glamorous, 25 year old, blondes? ? I could now see that the reality was far different from the perception of what really flicks most men?s switches.


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[Officer Dibble]

Phwoarr! Lorraine Kelly, that tantalizing cleevage always gets my knobb throbbing with desire.


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[Officer Dibble]

Teresa May? Not arf. Ever since she donned those leopard skin high heels I knew she was a right raver. If fact, I'd probably choose her over the other Teresa. That combination of smouldering sexuality, barley constrained by a facade of decorum and propriety, never fails to stoke my desire. And what about Christine Hamilton? Is she up for it, or what?


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[Sheik Yerbouti]

Teresa May MP , Julie Kirkbride MP .

[Officer Dibble]

One of my porno plas came round for a cuppa and chat a short while back and the subject came round to reality/ Big Bother type TV programs. My pal says "Have you been watching that Celebrity Big Brother, Get-Me-Out-of-The-Jungle, shit?" Nah, it's a load of bollocks, I opined. "Maybe, but there are some tasty ladies on there. " What, those sexless silly cows Jordan and Caprice? - was my sceptical repost. "Nah, leave it out. I'm talking about Germaine Greer." Again I was mildly surprised and taken aback at this. But then I thought - Yeah, now you come to mention it. Germaine is a right horny cow. For all her bra-burning bluster there's nothing she likes better than a bit of bellend (or even a lot of bellend, as Warren Beatty and the late John Peel could have attested). She's also got a very womanly body, and, a mind. Which is just as important for a really fulfilling, satisfying, sexual encounter - when you're shagging empty headed, inexperienced girls, you sometimes feel a little uncomfortable - as through you are doing it to them, instead of with them.


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[spider]

I watched the DVD of "The Incredibles" the other day and found myself really fancying "Elastigirl", that accent really got me.


Holly Hunter, who does the voice, doesn't appeal at all.

Is that weird or what ?