Directions

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Please follow these directions it is very important

1. Start at Your House.

2. Make your way to London Heathrow Airport.

3. Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas/Fort Worth Airport.

4. Hire car at Dallas/Fort Worth Airport.

5. Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International Parkway South" - follow for 0.2 miles.

6. Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - follow for 0.3 miles.

7. Bear left onto International Parkway North" towards "North Airport Exit" - follow for 2.9 miles.

8. Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow for 29.2 miles.

9. Then continue on US287 north" - follow for 91.1 miles.

10. "US287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" - follow for 0.7 miles.

11. Take left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" - follow for 104 miles.

12. "US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8 miles.

13. Continue to follow "US287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles.

14. Take left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west". (Prior to continuing your journey, go to the Mcdonalds that you find at this junction. Order a Big Mac and medium fries, together with a coffee, and enjoy your meal).

16. Now continue your journey towards "Dumas" - follow for 7.8 miles.

17. Take "Exit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for 0.5miles.

18. Take the Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampa" - follow for 1.7 miles

19. Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for 0.1miles.

20. You'll arrive at the centre of "Amarillo, Texas".


Now that is the way to f*cking Amarillo!!!!!!!! SO CAN EVERYONE STOP SINGING IT NOW . . .!

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