Directions
Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 11:42 am
Please follow these directions it is very important
1. Start at Your House.
2. Make your way to London Heathrow Airport.
3. Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas/Fort Worth Airport.
4. Hire car at Dallas/Fort Worth Airport.
5. Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International Parkway South" - follow for 0.2 miles.
6. Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - follow for 0.3 miles.
7. Bear left onto International Parkway North" towards "North Airport Exit" - follow for 2.9 miles.
8. Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow for 29.2 miles.
9. Then continue on US287 north" - follow for 91.1 miles.
10. "US287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" - follow for 0.7 miles.
11. Take left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" - follow for 104 miles.
12. "US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8 miles.
13. Continue to follow "US287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles.
14. Take left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west". (Prior to continuing your journey, go to the Mcdonalds that you find at this junction. Order a Big Mac and medium fries, together with a coffee, and enjoy your meal).
16. Now continue your journey towards "Dumas" - follow for 7.8 miles.
17. Take "Exit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for 0.5miles.
18. Take the Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampa" - follow for 1.7 miles
19. Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for 0.1miles.
20. You'll arrive at the centre of "Amarillo, Texas".
Now that is the way to f*cking Amarillo!!!!!!!! SO CAN EVERYONE STOP SINGING IT NOW . . .!
1. Start at Your House.
2. Make your way to London Heathrow Airport.
3. Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas/Fort Worth Airport.
4. Hire car at Dallas/Fort Worth Airport.
5. Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International Parkway South" - follow for 0.2 miles.
6. Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - follow for 0.3 miles.
7. Bear left onto International Parkway North" towards "North Airport Exit" - follow for 2.9 miles.
8. Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow for 29.2 miles.
9. Then continue on US287 north" - follow for 91.1 miles.
10. "US287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" - follow for 0.7 miles.
11. Take left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" - follow for 104 miles.
12. "US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8 miles.
13. Continue to follow "US287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles.
14. Take left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west". (Prior to continuing your journey, go to the Mcdonalds that you find at this junction. Order a Big Mac and medium fries, together with a coffee, and enjoy your meal).
16. Now continue your journey towards "Dumas" - follow for 7.8 miles.
17. Take "Exit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for 0.5miles.
18. Take the Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampa" - follow for 1.7 miles
19. Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for 0.1miles.
20. You'll arrive at the centre of "Amarillo, Texas".
Now that is the way to f*cking Amarillo!!!!!!!! SO CAN EVERYONE STOP SINGING IT NOW . . .!