Strangest experience in doctors?

[socca]

I was wondering what your strangest experience was whilst waiting in your doctors.At my doctors there are two women who are sixty-year old twins.The other day as we were all waiting they started moaning at the rap music the receptionist had on.When the rap music stopped and 'The Stranglers' 'Something's Gotta Change' came on they both jumped up and did the 'Pogo'.

[P-Nix]

If it was not your fault, surely you can put in a claim? Your company should have insurance for that sort of thing, though from what you say it doesn't sound like your employers are that nice people.

I'd start looking for a new job, find one, and put in a claim.

Easier said than done though I guess.

[Ned]

Walking in to the surgery to get my balls checked over, and finding a very young, stunning, female Indian doctor, instead of the 50 something English bloke I have been seeing for 20 years, waiting for me.

She had very soft and very warm hands.

[nosey]

The following was told to me by a friend ( a medical rep) who was at a Surgery selling drugs etc, when heard two Indian ladies speaking to each other in their own language about their gynaecological problems. Having served in the Gurkhas during WW2 he could speak URDU which was the ladies' mother tongue, so he felt obliged to speak to them in Urdu to tell them that he could understand what they were saying. They quickly ceased talking.

[sandie]

getting an appointment is quite an experience at my drs and getting a diagnosis is even more strange.

[Ruth]

I spent an entire hour in my doctor's waiting room last year with an elderly lady who was talking to me through her giant purple and green cuddly dinosaur... no-one came to my rescue for the entire time that I was waiting. Very scary!

[Ace]

Ms Caine beat me to that one..........getting an appointment and seen the next day IS a strange one round here as well

[sandie]

i was told when i had a suspect mole on my stomach that they needed photographic evidence before they would look into it further.


i think i must have gone to the old bill by accident that day!

[sandie]

maybe i should have given em a pic of omars cock instead!