Hot Date

[Steve R]

This joke is approximately eighty years old and was actually the script for a very early porn movie.

If that sounds familiar already, please read no further as I have no desire to make anyone suffer the distress of reading a joke that they have heard before.

................................WARNING - OLD JOKE BELOW!........................................



A guy takes a girl for a drive in the country. He drives ten miles then stops and offers her the classic choice of sex or walking home. She chooses to walk home.

On the second date (yes, there is one) he drives twenty miles, then offers her the same choice. She walks home.

On the third date (!) he drives fifty miles. This time she has sex with him.

Afterwards he asks her why she didn't just give in on the first date. She replies "I'll walk ten miles, even twenty miles, but I'm damned if I'll walk fifty miles to save a man from a dose of clap."

[Jacques]

My god where did you find that? And can it be shot?

[Steve R]

Jacques wrote:

> My god where did you find that? And can it be shot?


I doubt mere bullets would have much effect.

It would take fire, I expect.

[Ace]

The warning was funnier than the joke Steve, did you scrape your nails getting that one?
3rd time lucky, eh?

[Steve R]

Ace wrote:

> The warning was funnier than the joke Steve, did you scrape
> your nails getting that one?
> 3rd time lucky, eh?
>
>


Dearest Ace - (of spades perhaps?)

Handy tip - If you see a thread bearing my username, just ignore it. This will save you much pain and typing.

[Ace]

Actually, some of your posts are a good read, its Steve56's I pass by

[Steve R]

Keith Rasputin wrote:

> Much too deep for me...


Sadly, I had to admit exactly the same thing last night.

[steve56]

and theres me thinking im one in a million.lol.

[Pervert]

Oh you are, Stevie.