Don't know whwther you have heard this

[nosey]

A man and his young son of about eight years of age were in town shopping and walking through BOOTS when the father stopped at the man's
counter to look at toiletries when the son picked up a 3-pack of condoms.

"What are these dad?." He asked.

Rather than waffle on the father told him what they were for.

"Why are there three in this pack then dad?"

The father replied they were for lads in high school, one for Friday, one for Saturday and one for Sunday.

The lad then had a pack of six in hand

"There are six in here dad, why?"

Dad answered:- "They are for lads at university, two for Friday,two for Saturday and two for Sunday"

The boy then had a pack of twelve in his hand.

"Blimey dad there twelve in here who needs twelve?"


















Dad answers that a pack of twelve is for married men like him.




























One for January, one for February,one for March............................

[nosey]

NO ONE???????

[Pervert]

We had heard it, but didn't want to upset you, mate.

Humour is always welcome, though.

[mart]

Why is a condom like your wife?

Because it spends more time in your wallet than on your cock.

Mart

[nosey]

I'll have to remember that Mart. LOL