Man get his penis all mangled in an accident at work.
He gets ?15,000 insurance for the injury, so he goes to
a plastic surgeon who says he can fix him up.
When he gets there the plastic surgeon says "I can do a
'small' for ?5,000, a 'medium' for ?10,000 and a 'large' for
?15,000".
The guy isn't sure what size to have so he phones his wife.
He puts the phone down, looking rather upset, and says
"she says she would rather refit the kitchen".