Women Only Car Insurance

[Officer Dibble]

"Is it just me, or is anyone else sick of seeing these male bashing advertisements"

No, it's not just you. It pisses me off, big time - And, I would guess, all those males out there who are capable of abstract thought, those who still have a little red blood left in their veins, and those who are not middleclass, PC, Nancy boys.


"Where they claim - without any statistical figures to back them up - that women are better drivers"

They base this argument on the fact that 'wimmin' don't have as many, or as big, insurance claims as men. But this isn't because 'wimmin' are better drives, it is of course, because they drive everywhere at 30 MPH, with all the verve and competent self-assuredness of Mavis Riley (Ooohh, I don't know, Rita...). Yes, it's true that they don't have as many crashes as geezers, but they sure as shit cause plenty - as they drive no nonsense chaps to distraction with their indecision, dawdling, and generally holding the fucking job up. If 'wimmin' are such good drivers, why is it that it's not 'Michelle' Schumacher taking all the chequered flags in Formula one?

Women have their virtues, but I fear that driving is not one of them.


"This battle of the sexes thing is so dull now, it just makes me want to puke."

Yeah, me too. Thing is, out there, on the street, there is no 'battle of the sexes' ordinary men and women are content with gender that the gods of DNA have assigned them. It's just a few malcontented, strident harpies, like Hilary Clinton, Patricia Hewitt, Germaine Greer, Clair Short, etc and a few pretentious, politically correct Nancy boy, eunuchs who continue to make ?wimmins ishoos?, well, an issue.

And look at this ? more instances where politically correct middle class nonces want to artificially skew the law and due process in ?wimmin?s favour. But if geezers don?t have the balls and backbone to stand up to this kind of bollocks, I guess they deserve all that they get ? and the consequent diminution of respect for them by the opposite sex.






Officer Dibble ? alert to the threat

[slamdaddy]

I concur.
As I'm currently taking driving lessons, and as a result am forced to drive near perfectly 100% of the time, I really notice when someone else is screwing up.
Traffic lights have changed to green but the whole queue is standing still. Why? Because the woman at the front of the queue just realised that she doesn't want to go straight, she wants to turn left, so she decides to change lane, except the lights for the people turning left are still on red. Result: she sticks on her indicator and we all have to wait until the other lights change and someone lets her into the lane before any of us in the queue behind her can move.

I'm sick of the claims as well. It's all Bullshit. But, as I'm sure anyone taking a look at any official government statistics will know, you can make anything appear to be true with statistics. Women have less car accidents than men? Perhaps they do, but you can bet any statistics never took into account that there are a lot more men on the road, and that men drive many more miles on average than women do.

"Sarah Childs, the joint author of the report, argues that positive discrimination to ensure equal representation of women is vital for the reason of justice and fairness."
That's not justice and fairness at all. If someone isn't good enough to do a job then they shouldn't be given it just because they're a woman. How is it fair that someone who is the better choice won't get a job just because he's a man? There's no such thing as positive discrimination, every time I hear that phrase I just want the person saying it to drop down dead. How can anyone be so fucking stupid?

[Jacques]

Don't forget the 'ladies drink free' nights. Equality? What fucking equality?

[Rude Boy]

"It's just a few malcontented, strident harpies, like Hilary Clinton, Patricia Hewitt, Germaine Greer, Clair Short, etc and a few pretentious, politically correct Nancy boy, eunuchs who continue to make ?wimmins ishoos?, well, an issue."

In the style of an American heavy metal fan, "Dude, you fucking rock!" The Officer cutting to the chase with laser like precision!! Good to see you in such top form.

[Mick Handy]

Well after nearly all my life as a biker all i will say is that 90% of interactions between me and car drivers has been with females ... need i say more !!!!

[Peter]

Actually, the selective use of statistics is what this whole "women are better drivers" arguement.

I remeber reading research a few years ago that showed that , yes, women do make fewer, claims, but that figure was grossly distorted by the fact that most married womens claims were made on a joint policy held in there husbands name, so any claim automatically showed up as a male incident.

Basing figures on acidents per 100,000 miles, women come out slightly worse.

[nachovx]

I think Gay Bishops are the best drivers ... you hardly hear of any of them having accidents ... apart from in the back seat at weekends, but that's sexual!

[Peter]

Drunks are the best drivers.

20% of accidents are caused by people over the drink drive limit, which means 80% of accidents are caused by sober people.

[mart]

I don't suppose there's any point in looking at the research on this vexed topic. After all, the statistics are bound to be biassed any way.
Yes, the earth is flat and the sun does go round the earth.

Mart