How long...............................

[nosey]

before the sale of christmas decorations etc are banned??????????

[diplodocus]

looking at the state of some sad fuckers houses, not soon enough

[Officer Dibble]

Never, if I have a say in it. I love 'em. In fact I've already purchased a niffty new set of Crimbo lights from B 'n' Q....Can't wait to try 'em out. Wheyhey!

Officer Dibble - getting into the spirit.

[diplodocus]

so a flashing red santa and rudolf in your garden it is then Dibs!!

[Officer Dibble]

Er, no. That?s not quite what I had in mind. Being a chap of consummate good taste I?ve invested in a few sets of those newfangled electric 'n' ice blue LED?s, which I intended to mix together and run round the guttering and shrubbery of the old cottage. It?ll look very eye caching and tasteful. Trust me.

I?ll leave the reindeer and Santa?s to the chavs down on the estate. But hey, this is one chav tradition I approve of. Some of the displays are really impressive and eye-catching. OK, maybe they?re not in the best possible taste, but you can see the commitment and pride that has gone into the job. And I reckon that commitment ?n? pride are positive qualities that should be both applauded and encouraged.


Officer Dibble

[diplodocus]

you mean the same sort of pride that they put into their tatoos and bling

[BillBXD]

I'm told by a man in the know (Faver Chrimas) that Dibble as that many ice blue lights around his gutters that when his B&Q timmer activates them Air Traffic control is forced to re direct all commercial air traffic.

But the big question is Officer, will you be purchasing one of this season's new ICE BLUE santa's with Ice White Sled and pseudo blue deer?


Viva la Christmas




Bill (BXD)

Does B&Q do Ice Blue Dancing Monkey's?

[Officer Dibble]

"But the big question is Officer, will you be purchasing one of this season's new ICE BLUE santa's with Ice White Sled and pseudo blue deer?"

No, I wouldn't want to overdo it.


Officer Dibble

[David Johnson]

Officer Dibble
I wish to register my disappointment in you. Xmas lights from B&Q. Don't you realise it's Chav Central?
My God, you'll be having reindeer with a paisley cloth in your garden soon.
Its never too late to see the light, so to speak!
Bling, bling for now
David

[nachovx]

I especially like the ones that they hook up to the nearest street light ... well, it does save money on the electricity. But some don't need to go to those lengths, because the meter is rigged to go backwards anyway during the winter ... a local chav got caught, he wasn't bright enough to stop it going back past his previous reading.