George Best

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Ace
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George Best

Post by Ace »

Still no improvement on the media coverage, but................
His doctor said ''I have some good news and some bad news. The Good news is that there IS football in heaven, the bad news is your'e playing on sunday''

The West London of my youth is now on dvd


I've met the man on the street............and he's a cunt
steve56
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Post by steve56 »

hate to say it but he brought it on himself;was warned lots of times.
Guilbert
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Post by Guilbert »

Doctor says to George Best I have some good news and some bad news.

The bad news is that you only have an hour to live.

So what's the good news

It's happy hour

steve56
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Post by steve56 »

ill drink to that.
Ace
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Post by Ace »

Boom Boom.................that was my next joke!!

The West London of my youth is now on dvd


I've met the man on the street............and he's a cunt
Pervert
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Post by Pervert »

What was the difference between George Best and Princess Di's chauffeur?

Besty could take corners while pissed.
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eduardo
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Post by eduardo »

Or you can try this one.

George Best must have died as I walked passed my local butchers and it said "best liver for sale" on a sign in the window.

Bad taste I know.
fudgeflaps
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Post by fudgeflaps »

Poor guy......dying of alcoholic constipation.

Couldn't pass a pub.

Jayr
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Post by Jayr »

Speaking of poor taste jokes.....

What's yellow and run's on 12 volts?

George Best
davewells
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Post by davewells »

It's strange really now he's nearly gone you kinda feel sorry for him a bit. He was a fantastic player and I'm a City supporter !!
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