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George Best
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:25 am
by Ace
Still no improvement on the media coverage, but................
His doctor said ''I have some good news and some bad news. The Good news is that there IS football in heaven, the bad news is your'e playing on sunday''
Re: George Best
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:55 am
by steve56
hate to say it but he brought it on himself;was warned lots of times.
Re: George Best
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 5:37 am
by Guilbert
Doctor says to George Best I have some good news and some bad news.
The bad news is that you only have an hour to live.
So what's the good news
It's happy hour
Re: George Best
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 5:49 am
by steve56
ill drink to that.
Re: George Best
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 1:39 pm
by Ace
Boom Boom.................that was my next joke!!
Re: George Best
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 2:15 pm
by Pervert
What was the difference between George Best and Princess Di's chauffeur?
Besty could take corners while pissed.
Re: George Best
Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 7:37 pm
by eduardo
Or you can try this one.
George Best must have died as I walked passed my local butchers and it said "best liver for sale" on a sign in the window.
Bad taste I know.
Re: George Best
Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 7:53 pm
by fudgeflaps
Poor guy......dying of alcoholic constipation.
Couldn't pass a pub.
Re: George Best
Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 4:01 pm
by Jayr
Speaking of poor taste jokes.....
What's yellow and run's on 12 volts?
George Best
Re: George Best
Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 6:34 pm
by davewells
It's strange really now he's nearly gone you kinda feel sorry for him a bit. He was a fantastic player and I'm a City supporter !!